Knock-knock Pinoy Jokes

Kamusta mga kababayan! Nawa’y magustuhan ninyo ang listahan ng mga knock knock jokes na pinoy na pinoy ang datingan!

#1 LASENGGA
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Lasengga
Pedro: Lasengga who?
Juan: All Lasengga ladies, All Lasengga ladies, All Lasengga ladies, Put your hands up!

#2 SAMSUNG
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Samsung
Pedro: Samsung who?
Juan: Samsung mga daliri, kamay at paa

#3 LACTUM
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Lactum
Pedro: Lactum who?
Juan: I Lactum to move it, move it! I Lactum move it move it.

#4 THE HILL AND COW
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: The bill and cow
Pedro: The bill and cow who?
Juan: The bill and cow and sigaw ng pusko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.

#5 GALUNGGONG
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Galunggong
Pedro: Galunggong who?
Juan: Oh ang galung galung gong gumalaw, galung gong sumayaw…

#6 AMOY LUYA
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Amoy luya
Pedro: Amoy luya who?
Juan: It’s raining men! Amoy luya! it’s raining men.

#7 ASSUMING DAW
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Assuming Daw
Pedro: Assuming Daw who?
Juan: Assuming Daw but I won’t fall… I am Titanium.

#8 PABUKSAN NAMAN NG AIRCON
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Pabuksan naman ng Aircon
Pedro: Pabuksan naman ng Aircon who?
Juan: Oh no! Andyan na si Crush, Pabuksan naman ng Aircon

#9 RIVERBOAT
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Riverboat.
Pedro: Riverboat who?
Juan: Riverboat young when I first saw you…

#10 GARRY V
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Garry V.
Pedro: Garry V. who?
Juan: Garry V-lieve in magic

#11 COCA COLA
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Coca Cola
Pedro: Coca Cola who?
Juan: Coca Cola na lang sana ang yong minahal, di ka na mulang mag-iisa.

#12 WHAT CAN BE
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: What can be
Pedro: What can be who?
Juan: What can be bitiw bigla, what can be bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang iyong kapit

#13 GARRY V 2
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Garry V.
Pedro: Garry V. who?
Juan: There’s Garry V one less lonely girl

#14 HINIWANG PUSIT
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Hiniwang Pusit
Pedro: Hiniwang Pusit who?
Juan: Di mo na mababawing HINIWANG PUSIT sa mga salitang binitiwan mo

#15 SHE’S DATING THE GANGSTER
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: She’s dating the gangster
Pedro: She’s dating the gangster who?
Juan: She’s dating the gangster that’s under my bed, get along with the voices inside of my head.

#16 GARRY V 3
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Garry V.
Pedro: Garry V. who?
Juan: Why you Garry V. so rude? Don’t you know I’m human too?

#17 XIUMIN
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Xiumin
Pedro: Xiumin who?
Juan: You Xiumin down but I won’t fall I am titanium!

#18 NAWINDANG
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Nawindang
Pedro: Nawindang who?
Juan: It’s Nawindang!!! I’m yelling Timberrr.

#19 YOUJIZZ
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Youjizz
Pedro: Youjizz who?
Juan: Now Youjizz somebody that I used to know…

#20 PAKSIW
Juan: Knock knock!
Pedro: Who’s there?
Juan: Paksiw
Pedro: Paksiw who?
Juan: What does the PAKSIWWW. Ding ding ding ding…

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